Welcome to THE BACKEND!! yeah... there's not much. But at least it's cozy here.

These are my Projects

They're basically the pain I put myself through to strive for greatness.

Neocities View Counters

This is a PHP script that uses the cURL library and the Imagick extension to create an image displaying the number of views for a website on the Neocities platform. The script starts by initializing some variables, then it iterates over the $_GET array to check for the values of the "site", "bg" and "fg" parameters. The script then encodes the site name and uses cURL to send a GET request to the Neocities API, passing the encoded site name as a query parameter. The API returns a JSON object containing information about the website, including the number of views. The script uses the json_decode() function to convert the JSON string into a PHP array. Then, it uses the Imagick extension to create a new image, sets the background color and text color, draws the number of views on the image, and outputs the image as a JPEG via echo function. --- Evaluation done by ChatGPT.

Try it yourself:

Run your own view counter: Here

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Whatever is playing is what I'm listening to so take of that what you will.

My Hand Radio

Here lies the radio of Naomi the sexy hoe.

Reload this Page

If something on the site isn't working I'd recommend a , In fact It's good for the mind to sometimes. Don't forget, if something isn't working, just hit that button. Trust me, it's the best solution. And remember, it's always good to every now and then. Just to be safe. Hey, have you tried yet? No? Well, go ahead and give it a try. You won't regret it. Just keep in mind that is the key to success. Always remember to when in doubt. It's a simple fix that can save the day. Don't forget, , , , it's the way to go! ...I guess it's just not meant to be. No matter how many times you hit that button, nothing seems to be working. It's like we're stuck in a never-ending cycle of disappointment. I'm sorry, I thought would be the answer, but it seems like it's just a lost cause. It's like we're trying to fix something that's broken beyond repair. Maybe it's time to face the truth and accept that nothing is going to change. I'm sorry for giving you false hope with that button. I guess it's just not meant to be.

I would like to extend my sincerest apologies for any confusion or frustration caused by my previous suggestion to utilize the button. It was not my intention to mislead or give false hope. I understand that the issue at hand may not be resolved by this method and for that, I am deeply sorry. I understand that this may have caused inconvenience and disappointment and for that, I take full responsibility. I assure you that I will do my best to provide better solutions in the future. Please accept my apologies and know that I am dedicated to resolving any issues that may arise. Oh merciful one, I humbly beg for your forgiveness for my previous suggestion to use the button as a solution. I realize now that it was a flawed approach and may have caused inconvenience and disappointment. I acknowledge my mistake and beg for your forgiveness. I understand that as the almighty one, you have the power to forgive and I beg for your mercy. I assure you that in the future, I will strive to provide better solutions and to always act with the utmost respect and humility towards your divine will. Please have mercy on me, oh great one.